Wednesday, 17 November 2021

THE FECKITISM OF COMMODITIES

 









THE FECKITISM OF COMMODITIES


A: There goes good old Mr Mammon.

Feckit, where would we be without him?

 

B: Fumbling in a greasy till, I suppose.


A: Easier said than done, feckit. 


B: What’s that feckin noise upstairs?


A: Aw, that’s poor old Mr Skeleton

falling out of the cupboard again.


B: Feckit! Weren't we to get him a nice little plot

down in the churchyard for himself?


A: We were feckit! But we were too busy saving

for that holiday in Tsunamiland.


B: Poor old Mr Skeleton without a plot. Feckit!


A: And the state of his house, feckit! 


B: And the state of the economy, feckit! 


A. And the Feckitism of Commodities.


B: Oh God yes, the Feckitism of Commodities.


A: And now they say Beckham 

has become a feckin commodity.


B: Feckit, you’re right. They say he’s a prime case 

of the Feckitism of Commodities.


A: They never said a truer feckin word!


B: When did he become a commodity, do you think? 

 

A: Feckit, ‘twasn't today nor yesterday.


B: Oh feckit I don't know. He went awful quick in the end.      


A: And he was such a nice feckin lad.


B: And to think he's a commodity now. 

Well, feckit altogether!


A: ’Twould make you feckin think alright. 

B: It would indeed. But feckit, sure he had 

the figure for it.


A: Ah sure, feckit, he had. You could see it coming.

Friday, 29 October 2021

REVIEWING THE REVIEWS

Martina Evans reviewed four poets in last Saturday's  Irish Times Magazine. 

She begins with Tipperary native Eleanor Hooker's Of Ochre and Ash, quoting from "When you dream of the dead":

Dad's by the hearth, encouraging ash back to life.

I've never lived in a house that held its heat I tell him,

unable to say I miss you in case he recollects

his death. Somewhere in the house

a child is crying. Find her, he says.


There's an awful lot in those six lines. The enigmas of ordinary Irish rural speech, its mind-challenging indirectness; what's not said; a flavour of Isabel Allende's novel The House of the Spirits; pathos; a simplicity which is not the same thing as directness (Martina Evans speaks of Hooker's 'deceptively plain writing.')

There's one guy and three gals. The guy is Raymond Antrobus and his collection is called All the Names Given.

My mother said my father had a heartless sense of humour.

That winter she fell, ice on the road...

He watched from the kerb – boozy red-eyed Dad –

laughed when she said he had a heartless sense of humour,

I think that's how he handled pain.

("Heartless Humour Blues")

This is not as full as Hooker's lines, but I like the repetition of the heartless sense of humour, and the swift character sketch of Dad, with the pinprick epiphany of the last line.


In The Sun Is Open, Gail McConnell grieves for the loss of her father, shot in front of his wife and children, a sectarian execution of 1984:

night and day he made and trees

and peas and wendy houses

tricycles sunglasses that go snap

let there be lights let lights appear

Finally, Parwana Faraz in "Forty Names", the title poem of her book, "tells the story of 40 young women shot in a cave. We know their names but not why they died, grief is expressed in their naming and the cinematic vision of that mountain place, their dresses animated, a herd of colours".

Faraz speaks of her mother who, on being exiled, 'carried her box of sewing needles and her butterfly sewing machine made in the USSR'. She advised her daughter to be 'a woman with an idea and a wallet."



© Ciaran O'Driscoll 2021



Tuesday, 12 October 2021

THE ANTHROPOLOGY OF THE RUBBER BANDITS (2) MORE ABOUT THE HORSE OUTSIDE

The 'Horse Outside' presents a traditional, animal mode of transport in the midst of flashy mechanical modes of transport which have become status symbols in a pathologically status-conscious society. When the sexy young woman mentions the alternative modes of transport available to her from rival suitors, the Spar-bag-masked yokel dismisses them all in favour of his equine means of conveyance: 'F**k your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside...' This admirer of female allure comes into a highly artificial and class-conscious society like a blast from the past, like a healthy force of nature, full of primordial, unselfconscious confidence. He doesn't give a damn about the claims to a woman's heart represented by ownership of flashy cars; he believes (as I think we all do deep down) that a horse is a far superior being to a mechanically propelled vehicle. This cocky wooer is making a claim for a true gradation of status: the superiority of a living being over a piece of metal. Not only that, but the image of a horse 'outside' is a powerful one. The horse which is outside the door of the church is also outside our society, outside the wedding feast, outside the pale. It conjures up in my mind the Ancient Mariner, the Knocking at the Gate in Macbeth, An Inspector Calls, The Green Knight, Death the Leveller, the Eumenides, the Reckoning. I don't think it is too over the top to say that the Rubberbandits' horse outside also conjures up death and judgement. In one of their sketches, a claim is made that the only things that ghosts are frightened of are horses. There is also the echo between 'horse' and 'hearse': 'I have a hearse outside'. The church is a scene of funerals as well as of weddings. First Love, Last Rites is the title of a book by Ian McEwan. Not only does our society shut out the horse, it also blanks out on death. In the old days, it was a horse that drew the hearse to the final resting place. This is still so in the case of travellers, who are like the horse in that they are also 'outside'. Class distinction, sex, death and disparity are, of course, the life-blood of comedy. 

© Ciaran O’Driscoll, 2014, 2021.

THE ANTHROPOLOGY OF THE RUBBER BANDITS: (1) THE HORSE OUTSIDE

Limerick is well-known for its horses. They can be seen all over the place harnessed to sulkies, with a single driver holding the reins and leaning almost horizontally across the skeletal, one-seated frame. Horses can be seen grazing in fields within and on the edges of the city boundaries, piebald and roan and patchy and thrown-down looking. The Rubberbandits, a comedy hip-hop duo from Limerick, have taken the horse to their hearts. Is this because the horse might be 'a metaphor for a community centre' as one of them asks in a prank call to a psychotherapist? But as the psychotherapist says, humans are very complicated and it's hard to know exactly why the caller constantly dreams of horses as a result of a dog 'having sex with his head'. If his head was made pregnant by a dog, the caller wants to know, why is he dreaming of a horse, shouldn't he be dreaming of a puppy? 'Horse Outside', a single released by the Rubberbandits in late 2010, had phenomenal success and led to the duo's being catapulted into fame. The phrase reverberated in the English language as spoken in Ireland. It was even alluded to in an article about an architect in the Arts Section of The Irish Times. On You Tube its fame went viral and global. I remember how much all three of us loved it in my home. It struck some truly resonant chord for us. As it did for hundreds of thousands of others. I want to suggest why this might be so in the following few paragraphs. A HORSE A HORSE MY KINGOM FOR A HORSE GIVE US THE LOAN OF A HORSE SHAM SOUND MAN To be continued. © Ciaran O'Driscoll 2015 and 2021

Thursday, 16 September 2021

ANGEL HOUR by CIARAN O'DRISCOLL

http://survisionbooks.royalwebhosting.net/bookshop.htm

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CONTENTS



1. ELEMENTS



A Single Sound 


The Wrong Kind of Dog


A Zen of Wasps


Sometimes Rain Comes Like This


Olm


Kiss


Islets




2. ANGEL HOUR



The See-Through Poet


My Builder’s Opinion of Light


Fairies


On the Anniversary of a Disappearance


Close Call


The Heart in the Wall


The Man Who Went to Emmaus 


Angel Hour




3. HARD LINES



The Strange Behaviour of Light


Budapest Quartet


Rip            


The Copper Mines of Peru


Poems That Mean Something Else


Concerning the Silence in These Parts


Breath


Nothing Happened                                    




4. HALFWAY HEAVENWARDS



Old Possum’s Stray


Frost on a Snowy Evening


Stony Grey Owl


A Fly


Johann Joachim Quantz’s Other Lesson


Dead Recital


Teaching ‘The Schoolmaster’


Catch

Uncreative Pages



5. INTERIOR MAN




6.  JOURNEYS




Man in Field Talking to Cows


Once Upon October


Flight Hazard


The Threshold of Quiet


For Voyagers


Tunnels



7. PSYCHE



Man with a Mission 


Therapy 


My Terracotta Buddha


A Displacement


Sublime Subliminality


Head


Psyche


Sonnet for My Wife at 08.15


Gloss




I acknowledge with thanks two Arts Council Travel and Training Awards to take part in a Golden Boat Workshop Translation Project in Skocjan and Ljubljana, Slovenia, in 2011, and in the Izrekanja Poetry Festival, Celje, Slovenia, in 2019.


Thanks also to the Ireland Literature Exchange for a Translators’ Bursary towards the translation of a selection of my poems, Nadzorovanje Zviljenja (Life Monitor), into Slovene in 2012; to the translators, Iztok Osojnik and Veronika Dintinjana, and the publishers, Kud France Preseren.


Thanks to Fernando Trilli and Eiléan Ní Chuilleanáin of Immagini d’Irlanda in Umbria, and to the Commune di Magione, Umbria, for invitations to take part in the Riflessi DiVersi Festival of Poetry in 2013, 2015 and 2017, to Iztok Osojnik for two inspirational occasions when I attended his Golden Boat Workshop. 


Saturday, 7 August 2021

SNEAK PREVIEW OF SEVENTH COLLECTION 'ANGEL HOUR'

 


This is the proposed cover of my seventh collection, to be published by SurVision Books this year. If you'd like to hear a few of the poems in this gathering of the work of twelve years, I'll be reading during the LitBalm Livestream Extravaganza tomorrow night at 10pm. The Zoom Link is https://us04web.zoom.us/j/461603228

It's also on Facebook Livestream. Enjoy if you can make it! There will be several other poets worth listening to, including Marc Vincenz (Chair), Andrew Joron, Charles Bernstein and Carrie Etter.

           

 


 

 

Sunday, 25 July 2021

POETRY READING AT GRANGE STONE CIRCLE, COUNTY LIMERICK

 Standing within the Grange Stone Circle which is more grandiosely titled 'The Eternal Circle of the Sun' at twelve noon yesterday, Saturday 24th July 2021, eight poets read three poems each (give or take) while the Surrealist Kevin Bateman, the organizer of the reading, recorded them for YouTube. The happening was one of a series of events conceived by Bateman – 'Events in Spiritual Places That People Have Forgotten To Visit'.

The actual event was not advertised to the public, but the recording is now available on YouTube at the following link:

https://youtu.be/0ctP9vbkgzM

The reading, in July sunshine with a pleasant cooling breeze, had to contend a couple of times with the noise of passing tractors, as this stone circle is right beside the road from Limerick to Kilmallock. But it was, for me as a participant, a very unique and treasured experience, as I think it may also have been for my fellow readers. I hope the browsers of this blog will be likewise impressed by its presentation on YouTube.

Each reader was presented with a hag stone before they left, as an amulet against witchcraft.